College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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