it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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