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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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