we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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