so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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