i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
