My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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