Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
