dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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