omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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