dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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