she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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