Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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