but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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