Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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