Welp...herpes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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