Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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