I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize