Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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