It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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