(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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