he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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