I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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