I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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