Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
please don't ironically join a cult
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