Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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