Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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