How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Your cock deserves a montage
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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