I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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