white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
