i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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