I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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