Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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