marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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