we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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