marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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