Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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