how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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