As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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