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Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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