How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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