I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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