those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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