i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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