everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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