wanna go halves on a baby?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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