Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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