Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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