Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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