just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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