Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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