All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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