sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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