Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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