I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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