once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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