is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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