You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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