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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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