covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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