Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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