i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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